Wednesday, January 29, 2014

What Do You Call 1000 Lawyers at the Bottom of the Ocean?

A good start!  BAZINGA!! (There’s probably a trade mark on that somewhere, we did not make it up…)  We’ve all heard the jokes.  Heck, in a former life, I was a paralegal so I’ve certainly told a few.  It was not until I asked for help from friends and family to come up with a new title for our blog, that I really took seriously the image of attorneys at large.  A lot of the proposals involved references to vampires, dirt bags, etc.  Don’t get me wrong, they were witty and very well thought out.  I laughed at a good number of them.  But in the end, it kind of made my heart hurt.

Why?  Because we love our jobs.  They’re stressful and consuming and the rates of alcoholism and depression are ridiculously high, but overall, when we sit down amongst others in the world’s second oldest profession,  we may not be the jolliest of folks, but… we.love.our.jobs.  Now, we recognize that most normal people only come into contact with an attorney during the worst times of their lives.  Understandably, their views are shaped by the outcome of their case.  Here is a tip (it is free): very very few people are ever 100% happy with the result of any case.  Even if they are happy when they leave the courtroom they become invariably unhappy when they receive the bill for the work that it took to get them there.  No great surprise, therefore, that attorneys are a hated bunch.  So, what sort of insane individual says to themselves “I would like to grow up to do a job that I will be hated for”?  An idealist.  I know, you just spit out your coffee… but here is something the “jury” does not usually see:

I do solemnly swear or affirm that: I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of Indiana; I will maintain the respect due to courts of justice and judicial officers; I will not counsel or maintain any action, proceeding, or defense which shall appear to me to be unjust, but this obligation shall not prevent me from defending a person charged with crime in any case; I will employ for the purpose of maintaining the causes confided to me, such means only as are consistent with truth, and never seek to mislead the court or jury by any artifice or false statement of fact or law; I will maintain the confidence and preserve inviolate the secrets of my client at every peril to myself; I will abstain from offensive personality and advance no fact prejudicial to the honor or reputation of a party or witness, unless required by the justice of the cause with which I am charged; I will not encourage either the commencement or the continuance of any action or proceeding from any motive of passion or interest; I will never reject, from any consideration personal to myself, the cause of the defenseless, the oppressed or those who cannot afford adequate legal assistance; so help me God.

In Indiana, each attorney licensed to practice law has at one time or another stood in front of the Justices of the Indiana Supreme Court and likely their friends and family and sworn that oath. That is a pretty weighty promise.  It is one that CJK and I take extremely seriously.  It hangs on the wall in my office and it challenges me daily.  Whatever we may become as attorneys, this is where we start. For most of us, the practice of law is more a calling than a vocation, like those called to the mission fields or to the medical professions.  I know, at this point you are snickering… possibly even thinking “LOL WHAT!?!??!”  but think about it, the pay isn’t great (despite what you may see on such fabulous shows as The Good Wife, Damages, and Law and Order ((pick a spin off, any spin off)) – most of us do not have tailored suits, a car service and a perfectly furnished $$$$$$$$$ condo with skyline views), the hours are awful (not many elementary school teachers wake up on Christmas Day to 6 angry voicemails from people who want you to skip opening presents with family to call their ex/current/spouse/neighbor/boyfriend and tell them that they should have been somewhere 13 minutes ago) and you spend most of your days arguing with people, most of whom you probably actually like.  Add to that the $150K plus in student loans that you can’t bankrupt out of and yes, my dears, I say it is a calling.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not asking for pity, but I am trying to create some perspective.  This is where I come from, who I am and why I do what I do.  It is the perspective I will likely bring to these blog posts so consider this my super fancy disclaimer… With my oath in mind, and with the intention to do more good than harm, we begin our foray into the blogging world.  Glad to have you with us.

So help me God.


-DEC


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